Travelling around and becoming a nomad often means changing countries more often than your underwear. This can often lead to the usual frolics - sex on trains, nookie on street corners and trying to sleep in a hostel bunk knowing the Peruvian couple sleeping above you are doing it doggy style. Without going into too many details or mentioning names, here's a few guaranteed easy ways to get laid and have a bit of sex when you travel! (By the way I'm writing this from a male perspective since I'm male, hope some of these ways work for the ladies too!). Good luck and always carry condoms and stay safe!
1. Sleep in mixed dorms
So you want to meet a girl on your travels? The easiest way has to be to stay in mixed dorms. That way you're guaranteed to sleep in the same room as them, chat to them and tour the city together. After a curry and a few beers somewhere, the next natural move can often be a lot more than just room-mates.
Advice is - buy her a drink or 2, wear a condom and don't disturb your roommates!
2. Talk to the hostel staff.
The staff in the hostel are often too busy with their lives to have sex or even mingle with foreigners. Break the mould - talk to the female staff, ask them out, and give them a nice send off before you board a dodgy bus to another city...
Advice - Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won't disturb anyone. But check she's not also fuck1ng the owner first!
3. Go to the local bars for a beer.
Bars attract people that are sociable and outgoing. Local girls like a bit of variety, they'll want to meet foreigners and strangers. So prop up beside them, buy them a cocktail of their choice, listen to their life story and invite them back to the hostel for a 'nightcap'. Also chat away to the bar staff - I've done bar work countless times and know how it works. Staff shag each other, customers root the staff, one night stands etc.
My advice - get talking to the locals but try not to reveal too much about yourself!
4. Go on tours with fellow travellers!
Get onto a group tour with other travellers - you'll meet a load of new people for potential nookie.
Your fellow travellers are also often single and up for a bit of hanky panky. Go on tours with them. Whether it be a bus tour, a boat tour, a museum tour, going sky diving etc. You will bond well with them during the day. Exchange travel stories. By night you'll want to eat and drink together. By midnight you could be groping your first ever set of Taiwanese breasts!
My advice - get booked on tours with other travellers, get talking to them then drink and ****
5. Red Light Districts!
Lots of these about and you have to pay for them of course but negotiate a price and get it on if that's what you want. No shame in it given that both parties gain out of it.
Advice - BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL - and probably best to visit these types of areas in a group. Probably best not to take any credit cards as well. Wearing a condom is a MUST.
6. Go Clubbing!
Sign up for pub crawls, nights out, visit bars and clubs and have a great time. You might even get lucky by the end of the night.
My advice - Party hard but don't get drunk!
7. Quit being picky or choosy!
Don't be picky or choosy - all people have a place on this planet and you might just find that girl from a different background or who wears a stupid pink hat could be the one for you. Variety is the spice of life!
Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!
8. Take your clothes off!
Advice - Don't be shy. Guys - Get your willy out! Girls - Show off your boobies!
My advice - go for it - show the girls your Johnson ;-)
9. Fu*k your travel buddy! If you're travelling around with a girl and it's just the two of you. Sooner or later there might be a moment you have to get changed together, squeeze onto a bus together, dance together, support each other, hug. These things can always lead to wandering hands and a bit of pleasure. Better still as you already know them. Often known as friends with benefits or special friends.
Travelling with a close friend of the opposite sex will make it easier to get laid - believe me if you've been travelling together for a few weeks or months you'll already have seen each others bits so the natural thing to do is make love!
This should really be number one, but if I put it at number one you wouldn't bother reading the rest. The easiest way to have sex when you travel is to bring your girlfriend, partner or wife! You're in love and that's all that matters. Love is the greatest thing we have. Number 10 is my favourite one by the way, having tried almost all of the others!
10. Go travelling with your other half.
If you travel with the love of your life this has to be the best way to get sex when you travel! Love's the greatest thing we have!
My advice - love her and see the world with her!
1. Sleep in mixed dorms
So you want to meet a girl on your travels? The easiest way has to be to stay in mixed dorms. That way you're guaranteed to sleep in the same room as them, chat to them and tour the city together. After a curry and a few beers somewhere, the next natural move can often be a lot more than just room-mates.
Advice is - buy her a drink or 2, wear a condom and don't disturb your roommates!
2. Talk to the hostel staff.
The staff in the hostel are often too busy with their lives to have sex or even mingle with foreigners. Break the mould - talk to the female staff, ask them out, and give them a nice send off before you board a dodgy bus to another city...
Advice - Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won't disturb anyone. But check she's not also fuck1ng the owner first!
3. Go to the local bars for a beer.
Bars attract people that are sociable and outgoing. Local girls like a bit of variety, they'll want to meet foreigners and strangers. So prop up beside them, buy them a cocktail of their choice, listen to their life story and invite them back to the hostel for a 'nightcap'. Also chat away to the bar staff - I've done bar work countless times and know how it works. Staff shag each other, customers root the staff, one night stands etc.
My advice - get talking to the locals but try not to reveal too much about yourself!
4. Go on tours with fellow travellers!
Get onto a group tour with other travellers - you'll meet a load of new people for potential nookie.
Your fellow travellers are also often single and up for a bit of hanky panky. Go on tours with them. Whether it be a bus tour, a boat tour, a museum tour, going sky diving etc. You will bond well with them during the day. Exchange travel stories. By night you'll want to eat and drink together. By midnight you could be groping your first ever set of Taiwanese breasts!
My advice - get booked on tours with other travellers, get talking to them then drink and ****
5. Red Light Districts!
Lots of these about and you have to pay for them of course but negotiate a price and get it on if that's what you want. No shame in it given that both parties gain out of it.
Advice - BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL - and probably best to visit these types of areas in a group. Probably best not to take any credit cards as well. Wearing a condom is a MUST.
6. Go Clubbing!
Sign up for pub crawls, nights out, visit bars and clubs and have a great time. You might even get lucky by the end of the night.
My advice - Party hard but don't get drunk!
7. Quit being picky or choosy!
Don't be picky or choosy - all people have a place on this planet and you might just find that girl from a different background or who wears a stupid pink hat could be the one for you. Variety is the spice of life!
Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!
8. Take your clothes off!
Advice - Don't be shy. Guys - Get your willy out! Girls - Show off your boobies!
My advice - go for it - show the girls your Johnson ;-)
9. Fu*k your travel buddy! If you're travelling around with a girl and it's just the two of you. Sooner or later there might be a moment you have to get changed together, squeeze onto a bus together, dance together, support each other, hug. These things can always lead to wandering hands and a bit of pleasure. Better still as you already know them. Often known as friends with benefits or special friends.
Travelling with a close friend of the opposite sex will make it easier to get laid - believe me if you've been travelling together for a few weeks or months you'll already have seen each others bits so the natural thing to do is make love!
This should really be number one, but if I put it at number one you wouldn't bother reading the rest. The easiest way to have sex when you travel is to bring your girlfriend, partner or wife! You're in love and that's all that matters. Love is the greatest thing we have. Number 10 is my favourite one by the way, having tried almost all of the others!
10. Go travelling with your other half.
If you travel with the love of your life this has to be the best way to get sex when you travel! Love's the greatest thing we have!
My advice - love her and see the world with her!
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